BONNIE & CLYDE
A&E, Lifetime, History, 9:00 p.m. ET
PREMIERE: This two-night, four-hour telemovie, the latest Hollywood remake of the Bonnie Parker-Clyde Barrow story, is being papered all over sister cable stations tonight and tomorrow, being simulcast by A&E, History and Lifetime. Ratings will be high, but quality is medium. The leads, Emile Hirsch and Holliday Grainger, generate less heat than William Hurt, as their lawman adversary, and too much of the drama feels like dress-up, make-believe cops-and-robbers. For a full review, see Ed Bark’s Uncle Barky’s Bytes.