It was stretching things enough to find a way to bring back this show’s Season 1 villain from the apparent dead. But in last week’s episode, it was revealed that another would-be corpse from last season’s finale, Natalie Zea’s Claire, is alive as well. The only thing still without a pulse on The Following? The show’s plot line. Even Kevin Bacon can engender only so much loyalty – and this week, I fear, may be the sound of a stretched-thin plot snapping into utter uselessness. And, to coin a phrase, watchlessness.