MODERN FAMILY
ABC, 9:00 p.m. ET
Clive Bixby is back! Yes, it’s Valentine’s Day again on Modern Family, and Phil (Ty Burrell) once again trots out his role-playing alter ego to spice up things with his wife Claire (Julie Bowen). She, of course, has her own alter ego, Juliana – and tonight, once again, they try their hardest to go out in the real world, as Clive and Juliana, and “meet cute.” Good luck with that.