(Don't hate me.)

Anyway, I just stumbled across it all -- oh, yeeeeah, those! -- so I'm posting the dates even though the networks' fall 2011 rollout is well underway. (Cable -- not so much.)

At least you can see when your faves returned or will be returning, or did/will hit the air for the first time. (In which case, they're probably not your faves yet. But clearly, my brain is working half-speed.)

Now you can comment about any mistakes I managed to make.

Go ahead. I deserve it.

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NETWORK NEW SHOWS

Sept. 13 -
Ringer (CW)

Sept. 14 -
H8R (CW)
Up All Night (NBC)
Free Agents (NBC)

Sept. 15 -
The Secret Circle (CW)
Up All Night (NBC)
Free Agents (NBC)

Sept. 19 -
2 Broke Girls (CBS)
The Playboy Club (NBC)

Sept. 20 -
Unforgettable (CBS)
New Girl (Fox)

Sept. 21 -
Revenge (ABC)
The X Factor (Fox)

Sept. 22 -
Charlie's Angels (ABC)
Person of Interest (CBS)
Whitney (NBC)
Prime Suspect (NBC)

Sept. 23 -
A Gifted Man (CBS)

Sept. 25 -
Pan Am (ABC)

Sept. 26 -
Hart of Dixie (CW)
Terra Nova (Fox)

Sept. 28 -
Suburgatory (ABC)

Sept. 29 -
How to Be a Gentleman (CBS)

Oct. 11 -
Last Man Standing (ABC)

Oct. 18 -
Man Up (ABC)

Oct. 21 -
Grimm (NBC)

Oct. 23 -
Once Upon a Time (ABC)

Oct. 30 -
Allen Gregory (Fox; art at top)

Nov. 23 -
I Hate My Teenage Daughter (Fox)

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NETWORK RETURNING SHOWS

Sept. 13 -
90210 (CW)
Parenthood (NBC)

Sept. 14 -
Survivor: South Pacific (CBS)
America's Next Top Model (CW)

Sept. 15 -
The Vampire Diaries (CW)

Sept. 19 -
Dancing With the Stars (ABC)
Castle (ABC)
How I Met Your Mother (CBS)
Two and a Half Men (CBS)
Hawaii Five-0 (CBS)
The Sing Off (NBC)

Sept. 20 -
Body of Proof (ABC)
NCIS (CBS)
NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS)
Glee (Fox)
Raising Hope (Fox)
The Biggest Loser (NBC)

Sept. 21 -
The Middle (ABC)
Modern Family (ABC)
Criminal Minds (CBS)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (CBS)
Harry's Law (NBC)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC)

Sept. 22 -
Grey's Anatomy (ABC)
The Big Bang Theory (CBS)
The Mentalist (CBS)
Community (NBC)
Parks and Recreation (NBC)
The Office (NBC)

Sept. 23 -
CSI: NY (CBS)
Blue Bloods (CBS)
Nikita (CW)
Supernatural (CW)
Kitchen Nightmares (Fox)
Fringe (Fox)
Dateline NBC (NBC)

Sept. 24 -
Rules of Engagement (CBS)
48 Hours Mystery (CBS)
Saturday Night Live (NBC)

Sept. 25 -
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC)
Pan Am (ABC)
Desperate Housewives (ABC)
60 Minutes (CBS)
The Amazing Race (CBS)
The Good Wife (CBS)
CSI: Miami (CBS)
The Simpsons (Fox)
The Cleveland Show (Fox)
Family Guy (Fox)
American Dad (Fox)

Sept. 26 -
Mike & Molly (CBS)
Gossip Girl (CW)

Sept. 28 -
Happy Endings (ABC)

Sept. 29 -
Private Practice (ABC)

Oct. 2 -
America's Funniest Home Videos (ABC)

Oct. 3 -
House (Fox)

Oct. 21 -
Chuck (NBC)

Nov. 3 -
Bones (Fox)

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CABLE PREMIERES/RETURNS

Sept. 6 -
Sons of Anarchy (FX return)

Sept. 15 -
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX return)
Archer (FX mini-season, 3 weeks)

Sept. 16 -
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Cartoon return)

Sept. 20 -
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central return)
Workaholics (Comedy Central return)

Sept. 21 -
Blue Mountain State (Spike return)

Sept. 25 -
Boardwalk Empire (HBO return)

Sept. 27 -
ESPN Films (ESPN successor to 30 for 30 docuseries)

Sept. 28 -
Luther (BBC America return)

Sept. 30 -
Jessie (Disney teen comedy)

Oct. 1 -
Bedlam (BBC America haunted thriller)

Oct. 2 -
Dexter (Showtime return)
Homeland (Showtime political drama)
Hung (HBO return)
How to Make It in America (HBO return)

Oct. 4 -
Onion News Network (IFC return)

Oct. 5 -
American Horror Story (FX domestic thriller)

Oct. 5 -
South Park (Comedy Central return)
Penn & Teller Tell a Lie (Discovery interactive quiz show)

Oct. 6 -
The League (FX return)

Oct. 7 -
Santuary (Syfy return)

Oct. 8 -
Free Agents (BBC America officecom)

Oct. 10 -
Enlightened (HBO dramedy)
Bored to Death (HBO return)

Oct. 11 -
Reed Between the Lines (BET blended familycom)

Oct. 12 -
Psych (USA return)

Oct. 16 -
The Walking Dead (AMC return)

Oct. 27 -
Beavis and Butt-head (MTV return)
Good Vibes (MTV animated comedy)

Oct. 21 -
Boss (Starz politics drama)

Nov. 1 -
Covert Affairs (USA return)

Nov. 3 -
Burn Notice (USA return)

Nov. 6 -
Hell on Wheels (AMC western)

Nov. 27 -
Leverage (TNT return)

Nov. 28 -
The Closer (TNT return)
Rizzoli & Isles (TNT return)

Nov. 30 -
Hot in Cleveland (TV Land return)
The Exes (TV Land sitcom)