Whew. I'm just back from two weeks at the L.A. press tour, where TV critics heard all about the networks' fall plans for scripted shows. Which makes it all the more depressing to look through tonight's network listings and find . . . reality crap.
Oh, excuse me -- UNscripted shows.
So here's advice I may never give again. Let's all tune to CBS' encores of adequate sitcoms (The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Old Christine) or Fox' repeats of serviceable dramas (Bones, House). Somebody has to punish NBC for serving up a night filled with American Gladiators, Nashville Star and Dateline, and ABC for delivering High School Musical: Get in the Picture, Wanna Bet? and The Mole.
And splitting our votes among the 192 options on cable won't send the right message.
The numbers need to reflect network viewers' preference for high-quality scripted shows. Actually, any scripted shows -- anything other than the perhaps not scripted but certainly "manipulatively produced" programs that currently fester under the rubriquet "reality."
Look at Bianculli's Monday best bets above. Just one broadcast network program. One. Of six. This is not right. Beyond the households that can't afford premium cablers like Showtime (which accounts for two of the night's top choices), there are also folks for whom cable/satellite of any kind remains a luxury. And today's economy is forcing more people to make precisely that sort of choice.
Summer has increasingly become a network dumping ground. Used to be reruns. Now it's cheap and tawdry fare focused largely on dubious "talents," deceit and humiliation.
Could we please have our reruns back?