Some days are so special, and so packed with TV options, that one set of BEST BETS hardly seems enough to contain everything fairly. So today, which certainly qualifies as special, we offer a bit more...
If you're not particularly impressed by today's "official" April 1 BIANCULLI'S BEST BETS offerings, here are some alternatives -- which, I dare say, you might find even MORE entertaining...
AN IDIOT ABROAD (3-11 p.m. ET, Science Channel) -- What better special programming for April Fool's Day? Karl Pilkington, TV's most erudite fool, is showcased as Science Channel repeats this entire, thoroughly delightful travel series in one wonderful marathon serving.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? (8 p.m. ET, NBC) -- Tonight's subject, tracing her family tree, is actress Gwyneth Paltrow. The nearest branches are easy: Her mother is actress Blythe Danner, a wonderful and luminous talent in her own right -- and her father is pioneering TV producer Bruce Paltrow, whose credits include The White Shadow and St. Elsewhere.
DELIVERANCE (8 p.m. ET, AMC) -- Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Jon Voight and Ronny Drew take an unforgettable weekend canoe trip down south in this thrilling 1972 character study. Turn left at Squealikeapig; you can't miss it.
THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW (9 p.m. ET, HBO) -- More nonsense, and sense, from Karl Pilkington.
REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER (10 p.m. ET, HBO) -- Tonight's guests are supposed to include the elusive Julian Schnabel. No fooling.