Forget free magazines, then. DIY Network is getting to the bottom of life itself.
"In support of Toilet Bowl IV, DIY Network's companion website, DIYNetwork.com, is giving away 30 tricked-out toilet seats to readers of their blog starting Thursday, Jan. 27."
I mean, really. Where to begin?
The press release hypes DIY's annual Super Bowl counterprogramming block of bathroom renovation shows, which runs this year on Sunday, Feb. 6 from 7 a.m. to midnight ET -- Bathtastic, Bath Crashers, 10 Killer Bathroom Projects and my personal fave, America's Ugliest Bathrooms.
"Now through Monday, Feb. 7, visitors to DIYNetwork.com's blog, The Pegboard, can enter for a chance to win one of 30 Bemis toilet seats featuring the latest in installation and maintenance technology. Winners will be chosen at random among those who visit http://blog.diynetwork.com/tool-tips/ and post a reply in the comments section under the Toilet Bowl post."
And you're still reading this blog?
Oh, one more thing.
"Keep your post clean -- no potty language please."