Because we know there must be somebody out there who cares, be informed that Comedy Central's Roast of Trump (Donald, that is) will premiere not on-air but online.
That's if you include the "first-ever live socially integrated online roast pre-show" Tuesday at 9:30 p.m. ET on ComedyCentral.com. Host Jeffrey Ross will interact with fans in his "Fireside Chat With Jeff Ross" via Skype, Facebook and Twitter.
The actual Trump roast debuts on Comedy Central Tuesday at 10:30 p.m. ET, featuring an amazing number of guests who make you actually long to hear from Trump instead.
Snoop Dogg. The Situation. Larry King.
And Marlee Matlin?
Okay. But why no Betty White?