Oh, boy! One of the coolest Christmas episodes ever!
Married With Children announced its subversive presence on nascent network Fox back in 1987 by offing old St. Nick, or at least a muscatel-chugging mall approximation of same who plummeted from a helicopter into the Bundy backyard.
Sorry for the late notice, but this one's on the air Tuesday, Dec. 2 at 6:30 a.m. on TBS. (We'll keep scouring the listings for the inevitable encore run.)
If you miss this black comedy classic (also on the Married With Children second-season DVD set), try the condensed five-minute Minisode version: